She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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