I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I still have a little drunk in my system
When are your genitals available?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Randomize
