ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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