if i died would you start the facebook group?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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