I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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