if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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