South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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