i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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