talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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