left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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