I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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