Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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