Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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