his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
you will always have a special place in my vag
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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