Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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