I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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