I got chris browned last night
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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