he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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