I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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