I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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