Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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