you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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