bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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