Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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