i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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