and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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