i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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