we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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