I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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