i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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