If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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