I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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