we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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