Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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