nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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