found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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