On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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