what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
where am i from again
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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