looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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