Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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