i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
areolas are like halos for boobs.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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