Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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