this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
