Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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