If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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