Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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