He is an equal opportunity slut.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
there was a trapeze. enough said
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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