a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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