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My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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