But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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