you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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