I want to have your abortion
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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