The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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