New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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