he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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