Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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