It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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