Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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